You are currently browsing the category archive for the 'Dark Humor' category.
You’re nothing but cattle for all these monsters to suck-on. Get used to it, Whitey.
This All Saint’s Eve, you kiddies out there had better start waking up to a frightening reality: America has long been infested with real-life monsters. Look around, they are all over the place — a race of Satanic, blood-sucking Vampires, right along with another race of violent and apelike Zombies — prone to robbing, raping and killing whenever the mood strikes them.
Major Vampire Covens exist in three hot spots in America: New York, Washington DC and the Los Angeles area. At the present, it appears that their major headquarters Coven exists in the sunny Mideast (undoubtedly, where they stay shuttered up inside during the day). Originally, they hailed from the darkest and most dismal reaches of eastern Europe.
The Zombie Apemen, enslaved and imported long-ago from the Dark Continent by the greedy Vampire race, have now taken over what’s left of our crumbling cities. Fueled by cheap malt liquor, crack cocaine and KFC fried chicken, Zombie Apemen often go completely berserk and enraged over the stupidest thing — shooting, stabbing and beating each other to death, or any unlucky human who stumbles in upon their hordes.
DO NOT CLICK ON THE “READ THE REST” BUTTON SHOULD YOU BE EASILY SCARED (or one of the walking braindead, already)!
Dr. Cornel West, head professor of Mambo Jambo studies at Princeton, Dispenser of Bona Fides, Race Shake-down consultant and BET-TV guest “intellectual,” shares a laugh with the network’s Jew owners about any jive-ass, dumb honkies who watch their crap.
Unbelievable! In less than a year, my field studies of the ”Africanus-American” species have 1) earned me a doctorate in White stealth racism; 2) discovered the missing link was alive and living in the US; 3) witnessed one of them, albeit a hybrid mulatto version, get installed as president of the United States. Yes, we truly live in remarkable times. Remarkably wacked, that is.
But one should not be so negative, I constantly remind myself. After-all, the subgenus Africanus-American does indeed represent a giant leap in evolutionary something or other. Once I discover exactly what it is, I’m certain the Jews will allow me my well-deserved token Nobel Prize for Whites.
During my field studies, I have witnessed some astounding feats of Africanus-American’s inventive prowess. They appear to be a highly innovative species — inventing peanut butter, the lawn mower, the traffic light and far too many other things to mention in this brief spot.* You can go HERE for a more complete listing. You have no idea just how much they’ve made all our lives easier and more productive. Click the “read the rest button” below for photographic proof from the field!
By now, everyone knows the infamous Internet troll who plagues this and so many other blogs across the Internet. She appropriately calls herself “The Mad Jewess“ and once had the all-too-typical Jew cojeñes to tell her whiney Zionist pals on the JTF forum — those Israel-Firsters, latent homos and sexual rejects — that she “OWNED” this blog, as in ”pawning” me by way of her pithy comments and witty rejoinders. She also invented things totally out of thin air, like I admitted to her highness that I was Gay and secretly Frank Weltner. Riiiiiight.
This spurred me to further research this Mad Jewess of the Jewish Task Force (JTF), where I soon came across some revealing facts* about her (as you will see), including verification of her insistent claims to being half-Injun. The nutcase’s name is Daulette Dettleslinger, or affectionately called “Dookie” by all the spittle-prone Kahanists and Likudites, the portly Rabbi pedophiles and those psycho JTF-niks. She was also recently declared Queen Jew Byatch of the JTF and High Priestess to the Harridani (an obscure Jewish feminist sect). Read on.
Surprisingly enough, the Jackson family asked me, of all people, to deliver the final eulogy for Jacko tomorrow at the Staples Center in LA. So now I’ll give you all an advance reading before catching the red eye to LA LA land. Won’t they be surprised when they hear this one!
MY EULOGY TO WACKO JACKO:
Michael, you were a pretty good singer and dancer, I’ll grant you that. I dug the moonwalk and a few of those slap-your-happy-shanks disco tunes. I also know you were fond of kiddie stuff and monkeys. Too bad you were also a child-molesting pedophile, a flaming Gay who hated being born Negro (which I can hardly blame you). Face the facts, you were a freak of nature. Just like the Elephant Man, who you appropriately loved so much.
I wish I could say more, but I really don’t know all that much about you other than what I just wrote. I’m kind of proud of that fact. I know that I never spent one dime on your music or on any People magazine fluff crap, and I’m sure as hell not spending 1.5 seconds of my life doing a google search on anything else about you. Oh yeah, I do remember when you were ”cute-as-a-button” little chimp in the Jackson Five and had a real Negro nose.
All my real troubles began when I released this group photo that my ex-girlfriend took at the White House, whom I later found was working as a ”honey trap” for Bill Clinton — the little minx. But she did bring home some good cigars — maybe a little funky-smelling at times.
If you were in my shoes (which I promise the FBI/DHS Internet monitors are NOT filled with plastique explosives), you’d be doing this blog, too. Fortunately, I’ve documented everything and will now share it with you. By going public, hopefully I can avoid sleeping with the fishes, or ending-up as cellmate to that real ugly shoe bomber guy (right) in Supermax.
Yep, as you’ll see in the following photos (click “read the rest of this entry” button below), old INCOG MAN has had a rough life. And no, I haven’t been a choir boy — I admit it — but I hardly think I warrant the JDF Joos going all “Jihadi” on my butt since they say they’re on a mission from God, nor Keith Olbermann calling me “the worst person in the wooorld,” only because he wants to hook-up with that hot new summer intern from Tel Aviv.
Being the high class art connoisseur that I pretend to be, I’ve been collecting art images of our newly installed Zionist puppet, Barry Soetoro. And, I’m certain you’ll agree, Rembrandt, Renoir, Whistler, Titian — all the great work of White artists down through history — will surely pale in comparison to these masterful renderings of the Mulatto One. I can soon foresee a day when we’ll have a new multi-billion dollar museum on the Washington mall, stuffed to the gills with this crackhead crap, paid for with your tax dollars. So sit back, enjoy a fine cognac and check it all out — if you need a quick laugh!
Jews: Don’t try to read the copy in the brackets, that’s for Whites only. Thank you. [In a desperate bid to scare off the Jew trolls that comment here, I've decided to play the Jew shrink and explore some dark corridors of the Jewish psyche. I can only hope that they click on the "read more" button and become crazier than they already are, committing themselves to that home for the Jewish criminally-insane (Israel) and never visit the INCOG MAN again.]
Whitey talk, continued. [I'm forced to do all this, since my listing of IP address numbers for SPAMMED Jews has now grown so gargantuan that WordPress has demanded that I delete a few million — all so I don't crash the WordPress servers, bringing down blogs the world over!]
More…quit your kvetching… [Call it "Psyops" warfare, if you will, or just call it the actions of a lonely Internet warrior, besieged on all sides by a truculent and hysterical Jewry, bent on the wholesale annoyance of any White who dares to talk about AIPAC, SPLC, ADL, etc., ETC.]
…OK, Jews, you can read now. Yes, yes, my little friends, you know you need to find out what us Goyim are discussing among ourselves and how close we are to exploding into Goyisher rage. It’s all below the “read the rest of this entry.”
I’ve also included Maxim magazine’s photos of Israeli women soldiers and COMPLETELY butt-naked shots of Scarlett Johanson and Natalie Portman — with Stars of Davids dangling between their luscious Jew breasts. Right along with that, I have photos of me in a Mississippi jail, surrounded by fat, leering Negroes. Speaking of Negroes, I’ve put up shots of Catholic Nuns getting… Oh well, you get the idea.
That’s right, just go ahead and click on the little button here, no harm will come to you — I promise!
ACHTUNG! All you militant Negroes, Jew pinkos and overly-sensitive White liberals should probably refrain from clicking on the “read the rest of this entry” button below. This is very complicated research stuff, full of big scientific mumbo-jumbo — I would be SO saddened to learn that any of you had suffered from severe migraines, or possibly had your pointy little heads explode from attempting to understand it. Please, just go back to listening to that Fifty-Cent CD, play on the X-box, re-read “Watership Down,” “Das Kapital” or something.
Major Discoveries in my “Black is Beautiful” Field Work!
I am now pleased to announce a huge break-through in the field of Paleoanthropology and the Hominid sciences — all the age-old questions about the missing evolutionary steps in our family tree and confounded us scientists to the present day.
Thanks to my on-going anthropology project, “Black is Beautiful,” in conjunction with my other, far-ranging field digs in places such as Kenya and South Africa, or the once beautiful American cities, like Detroit and Philadelphia; has now led me to the startlingly conclusion: The Missing Link never, ever went missing in the first place! Yes, this appears to be the case, ladies and gentlemen. Read on, fellow researchers.
That’s right: Just because I’ve always liked the damned Supremes shouldn’t be such a big deal to anyone. And since I’m a White guy, that would make me a “White Supremacist,” right? But all that has nothing to do with me being a low-down (not down-low, please), mean SOB. I already know that much — why should I try to hide it anymore?
Those Supremes were really something — back when Negro music had real rhythms and understandable words. Now it’s all basically Jungle Tribal chanting not worth a flying flock. Tell me that’s not true? Diana Ross and the Supremes were indeed far superior then all the Africanus American hip-hop crap out now and if that makes me a White Supremacist, fine. So sue me.
You first time visitors to INCOG LAND, are all probably thinking I’m some kind of crazy, racist, bigoted and “virulent anti-Semite.” Well, hell yeah! Big-time, no duh and like, what-ever. Thanks — I’ve always liked that term “virulent,” you got in there. That’s always used in conjunction with anti-Semite, right along with that other old-time favorite: ”canard.” Us “Neo-Nazis” read these same Jew ”canards” or Whitey-be-bad business day-in, day-out. Even when we just want to have a little fun.
Virulent conjures up images of hate-filled evil Whiteys, our faces erupting in nervous, spasmodic tics, jerking around as beads of perspiration burst from our beet-red, raging faces. Yeah, I do get this way a lot — every time I read about whatever those damned Jews did or said recently (like every five minutes), and whenever I visit the local department of motor vehicles. Read on you fellow supremacist bastids.
Even though few Whites have heard a thing about it, Negroes — of all ages and sexes — secretly perform a boisterous ritual called “Cheshi Tumbili” (Funny Monkey) in the privacy of their subPRIMATE mortgage homes and away from any prying White eyes. During this activity, they drink the intoxicating malt beverage “Colt-45″ and smoke copious amounts of narcotic substances, like crack cocaine or cheap Mexican skunkweed. The rare photograph above shows us two, possibly on the “down-low,” Negroes doing the Funny Monkey — now thought to be vestigial behavior from the days of darkest Africa!
PART II OF MY GROUNDBREAKING “BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL” RESEARCH PROJECT: “STEALTH RACIST” TECHNIQUES FOR THE BEGINNING NEGRO FIELD RESEARCHER.
After revealing to the world my on-going anthropological work on the Africanus-American species in North America with my “Black is Beautiful” Field Work Progress…” report, my email and phone has been going off the hook from wannabee researchers, all wishing to contribute to my studies. So I’ve decided to take you, the budding Primate Researcher, under my wing and pass along some stealthy tips to help you on your way!
The most important tool that I always take with me into the field, is a small white box about 2.5″ x 2″ with holes on one side — a simple, but highly effective sound device not requiring any batteries and fits nicely in the palm of your hand. You can easily find them in any large pet store by looking for boxes of furry toys, some look like ducks, some like cats. Look for the monkey one and give it a squeeze — you’ll be able to feel a box buried inside and it’ll cost about $6 or $7 dollars.
I managed to snap this one photo of a Superhero named “Menorah Man,” just as he put a stop to an entire gang of Evil White Alabama Racists intent on using their First Amendment rights! Needless to say, he trounced them all with his superior logic and verbal gymnastics — backed-up, of course, by a large contingent of gun-toting FBI agents summoned to the scene by Superhero Headquarters!
This Superhero was seen preparing to do battle against the evil forces of Amalek!
After much research, I am now about to reveal to what’s left of the United States of America and the world, a startling, but absolutely true fact: America has an entire race of Superheroes living among us! All trying to blend in — without us even noticing — as they work ceaselessly to keep us dull-witted and evil Whites on the straight and narrow!
But don’t worry about not knowing anything about all this: These Superheroes prefer not to draw attention to themselves, as they richly reward each other for all these secretive efforts. They just don’t want anyone to foolishly get the wrong idea about their noble and altruistic intentions!
Yep, it’s a real-life story of mild-mannered Clark Kents and Louis Lanes — they even work in News and Media environments just like their fictional counter-parts. Most of the time, they look just like you or me, but the moment we might dare to exhibit the least bit of pride in ourselves; or point out some blatant hypocrisy of their own behavior; or to disagree about a social issue like immigration, or anything about the always so ”oppressed” minorities — than it’s time for these Superheroes to spring into action!
Now to prove my discovery, I’ve included a series of extraordinary photos I’ve taken quite surreptitiously of them. I had to go this route, because if they knew exactly what I was up to, then a lot of phone calls and whining would be made to the various Superhero Headquarters set-up wherever White people exist. The result would be a lot of Superhero trouble for little old moi, since keeping a lid on things is part and parcel to the whole Superhero “schtick.”
AS THESE STARTLING PHOTOS (BELOW) NOW REVEAL TO THE WORLD, A SUPER SECRET HERO RACE HAS BEEN LIVING AMONG US FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND MOST OF US HAD NO IDEA!
Cornel West, Doctor of “Civil Rights,” Princeton Mambo Jambo Studies, Etc. (his 1980 dissertation: ”The Ethical Dimensions of Marxist Thought,” no lie). Here, he’s seen gutturally communicating at a tribal gathering called the “Hip Hop Awards” on Black Entertainment TV (BET). Looks like he’s “getting his groove on,” which is technical Negro talk for speech-making. Or dancing. Or having sex. Or… These Negroes have their very own TV network and, thankfully, have filled-up the rest of our Network TV and movies, too. They just love getting on broadcast TV and will do ANYTHING to get in front of the camera to impress parental units and potential sexual mates.
To all my “Africanus-American” study subjects, I hear you. How could I not, with all those yawning orifaces and non-stop yapping mandibles; all the yelling and screaming of street gibberish in my face about my blog etc., whenever I come by to see “whassup” and investigate your ”culture” in closer detail?
Yes, on your ever erudite advice (i. e. putting a cap in me), I’ve decided to reevaluate the whole deal. Looking through all the photos I’ve taken in my extensive field work, I have suddenly come to realize that the Negroid Race represents the epitome of advanced taste and style for today’s young American — Black or White. To convince my fellow Whites of this viewpoint, I’ve assembled a collection of images to conclusively prove my thesis.
You see, I am now working towards a doctorate — a doctorate in Anthropology and advanced tribal behavior in today’s New America. I foresee this becoming the next big thing in intellectual circles, as we witness the eventual slide of the US into the sub-Saharan lifestyle planned out for us by Big Jewry.
This photo collection is chiefly geared to all us ignorant racist crackers, so you Africanus-Americans needn’t spend your precious and valuable time looking them over — no need to click on the “Read the rest” button below. Remember, you have much better things to do today, like playing on the X-box, doing a drive-by or eating at a Popeyes Fried Chicken outlet (Popeyes is now paying me to drop their name in on any Negro postings — us doctorate students need financial support, especially when our cameras and tape recorders get broken, see more below).
Do not click on the “read the rest” button unless you belong to the Caucasian race and are sorely in need of reeducation!
Actual, unretouched snapshot of me taking center stage at a recently opened FEMA reeducation camp — where I declared my new-found liberal persona while surrounded by a loving, richly-paid staff of US government employees and rabbis. Can you feel the love?
OK, I’ve decided to throw in the towel, people.
Look, we all know how oppressed and downtrodden all the minorities are — thanks to the efforts of Evil Whitey people like me, us stealth racists who spend all our time plotting the eventual enslavement of the Jieuxs, Kneegrows and Homows! It’s just too much work anymore, trying to be a Fourth Reich kind of guy.
So, for now on, all the Jieuxs, Kneegrows and Homows are like the greatest people — EVER! Yep, we all know how wonderful it is having them here in the good old USA. What would we EVER do without them?
I mean look at the Jeiuxs. They’re so smart and clever. Thanks to them we have a vibrant economy, plenty of monopoly money to play with, the yearly brain-teaser of filling out tax forms and, of course, the always exciting daily news from Wall Street. Jieuxs are so concerned about civic duty, that they’ve taking on themselves the whole job of printing and dispensing of our money. What would we do without them?
Thanks to how nicely the Jeiuxs treat others in their ”returned homeland,” all the rest of the world now sends us their love and kisses. Because of that, we now even have a bunch of people working in our airports to frisk our Grandmas, looking for any “special presents” the rest of the world might send our way.
Do Jews fancy themselves as some kind of James Bond, secret spies for the International Jew Agenda? Trouble for all of us is that a lot of them might really think like this.
The Jews love the spy thing: James Bond is very big with them. Seems like the real Bond was based on a Jew, or so a Jew once told me. I, myself, think that Sean Connery was the only real 007 and no one else can ever take his place. Period. But Bond, James, a Jew? That really must get them off, big-time. Who was the real James Bond?
And a lot of Jews think that they can be spies for the International Jew cause. The real International Men of Mystery. They can all still live in America, pretend to be an American and also play spy for general Jewry, even if the real Mossad fails to make contact.*
That’s why they get on the Internet everywhere to try to sniff out any anti-Semites they can find and then go undercover to see what all us evil whiteys are saying to one another. Not just the organized, professional Jew Overlords like the SPLC or the ADL but all the “Walter Mitty” Jew-types out there. Like that smarmy, little Jew reading this right now. Yeah, you.
All of them are asking themselves: ”When are they all going to become Nazi Brownshirters? Will it be overnight? When’s that next El Al flight to Tel Aviv? We know it’s all coming sooner or later. Most of them can’t all be that stupid, or can they?”
And then they get in the chat rooms or other Internet hang-outs and then try to counter-attack any talk about Jews without revealing their true Jewry, often play-acting as some white guy defending the Jews like, well, a Jew.
Oh, they can do a fairly good job playing the Internet Goyim [non-Jew], alright. But they do slip up. A lot. They’ll say stuff like: “Those Israelis showed such courage during the Six-Day war that some of us just wish we were Jews, after-all.” Do they really believe we’re that stupid? Yeah. Or when they try to make you believe they’re Catholic but slip up and say the just got back from the Temple instead of a Church. Jeesh.
BIG MOUTHS JUST LIKE ME